Autor: marcoandrei

Se tem uma coisa completamente broxante, é mulher vestida de saco.

O verdadeiro amor se revela quando um homem continua apaixonado por uma mulher-saco, completamente amorfa.

Depois dizem que os homens são insensíveis e que não valorizam suas mulheres. Que piada. Algumas mulheres se desvalorizam e querem que seus homens se desvalorizem junto, para elas se sentirem menos sozinhas na depressão (como se isso fosse possível).

Mulheres, os homens gostam de formas! Todas elas: violão, pera, barril, saúva… TODAS! Valorizem suas formas, independente de como elas forem!

http://dickcream.com/history/0529/

Aguardem, a animação demora alguns momentos para começar.

Em cima, à esquerda, tem o “histórico” (caractere #), com todas as versões publicadas. Algumas são engraçadas, mas aviso que tem algumas escatológicas e de gosto duvidoso. Não percam a animação atual, que está no site principal (http://www.dickcream.com).

(O nome do site já é de gosto duvidoso.) =)

Candy
(Ash)

Candy, such a joy to me
inner city nights, i cannot sleep
oh candy, sweetest remedy
only you can ease my troubled dreams
angel, all people are the same
caught up in bitterness and blame
oh candy, on dark and lonely days
i hear your voice whispering (whispering) my name

don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
you can make it on your own
don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
you can make it on your own

angel of the summer stars
i will always see you safe from harm
oh candy, we’ll never be apart
night and day you’re constant in my heart

don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
you can make it on your own
don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
you can make it on your own
Oh candy, my dreams,
oh candy, my dreams
Candy, my dreams,
oh candy

Candy, pure as driven snow
Come to me, you are not alone
Oh candy, you’re everything to me
You and I will always be free

Don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own, yeah
Don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own
It’s alright to be alone
Don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own, yeah
Don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own
Don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own, yeah
Don’t you know it’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own, yeah
It’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own, yeah
It’s alright to be alone
You can make it on your own, yeah…